Mona N.

Butter = 1.5 months . Olive Oil = 6 months . Bacon Bits = N/A - Mona N.

OMG this is awesome. - Jennifer Leggio

TOTALLY. I can't stop staring at it. haha - Mona N.

Ooh, good find. I want this in large size for the side of my fridge! - Rochelle

Yes! My Baco Bits are still good! - Stu Andrews via twhirl

Yeah, this is VERY useful on the side of the fridge. I had it up in my old place and used it often. - Lisa L. Seifert

I need to put this on my fridge; I am terrible at knowing when stuff goes bad - Aaron Krug

FOR THE LAST TIME! Mayonnaise = MIRACLE WHIP! THEY ARE THE EXACT SAME THING! - Michael Forian

I am SO with you, Aaron. I just go by sight / smell. Worst case scenario - I get the runs. Boo Hoo. be back later ppl, I'm actually working today, wow. - Mona N.

Fantastic colors... You find the best stuff Mona! - Mitchell Tsai

:))))) - D/\\/IIID

um michael, no, they're not really... they taste different. maybe it's just the flavoring. check the ingredients. mayonnaise is eggy, miracle whip is sweeter - Kamilah Gill

Michael Forian: BITE YOUR TONGUE! Miracle Whip has that zesty thing going on. Nasty. :-| REAL MAYO = deliciousness and all things good. - Lisa L. Seifert

Aaron, I have another list on my fridge already of when things go bad. I found that years ago. not as fancy as this, and it's for all foods, not just sauces. - Kamilah Gill

Hollandaise ftw - MLx

Kamilah: Share? Maybe someone can make it pretty... :-) - Lisa L. Seifert

hahaha! - Anna Haro

sure thing, Lisa, here 'tis: http://www.pastrywiz.com/stora... - Kamilah Gill

they can't quite spell "refrigerated", but it's still been handy. - Kamilah Gill

Brilliant Mona! - Abby Martin

Love it! - Anne Bouey

Thanks, Kamilah! Anyone wanna' make it purty? - Lisa L. Seifert

Good to know that special sauce lasts 2 months... - John Ford

Mayo is NOT EQUAL TO MIRACLE WHIP!!! (I gather caps are needed to join that particular discussion). Miracle Whip has a lot more sugar in it. And, sorry, it is vomitus. Love the chart, Mona. Where oh where do you find this stuff? - Laura Norvig

Careful with that syntax, Laura! I believe you meant to yell, "MIRACLE WHIP IS NOT EQUAL TO MAYO!" ;-) - Lisa L. Seifert

Nice--that's a pretty funny chart. Now that's creativity! - Dave Saunders via twhirl

I protest! Vegimite lasts longer than 2 months1 - Glenn Slaven

YUCK!!!! - Mona N.

Mayo != Miracle Whip!!!! Diabetics CANNOT have Miracle Whip because of the sugar content. Pure mayo is oil and eggs. Period. - Stupid Ninja (aka Tina)

MAYO >>>>>>>>>>> Miracle Whip. /end discussion. - Mona N.

Agreed Mona /closes book emphatically - Stupid Ninja (aka Tina)

In my family, it's Duke's Mayonnaise or death. No other options. - Paul Reynolds

Mayonnaise = egg yolk, vinegar, oil, salt. Miracle Whip = water, oil, vinegar, HFCS, food starch, sugar & chemicals. i.e.: Mayonnaise <> Miracle Whip. (qed) It's not bad, though. - ha3rvey

cool! printing...... - videopixil

Paul: I live 5 minutes from the Duke's Mayo factory... - Stupid Ninja (aka Tina)

Love it! Peanut butter would have trouble lasting 4 days in my place, let alone 4 months. - Charles

Ketsup?? What? - Jordan Hofker

what about redii whip? - Cecil Sandus

Keep 'em comin' Mona ... my nightly upper. This is GREAT! - Charlie Anzman

Charlie - are you on Seesmic, too? @Ceci: Cool Whip? - Mona N.

Mona - I have a Seesmic account and it's on this week's to do list! (Maybe I'll comb my hair this time .... maybe :) - Charlie Anzman

Cool! 8 months for honey? Don't they last forever? :D - Ron

Of course it does, Ron. Just ask the archaeologists who find it... - Stupid Ninja (aka Tina)

Rochelle: Here's a larger color version [Robert Anton Wilson, MIT - 8/1/06] http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/www/... which was produced from the BW version (much more boring) http://backtable.org/~blade/fn... It appeared in a mock calendar diary for 1997 and was produced by Potlatch (the paper company) under the title "365 Ben Days." The concept and design was by Dana Arnett, Ken Fox, Fletcher Martin and John Naresky of VSA Partners, Chicago. - Mitchell Tsai

I saved a larger (966x587) snapshot at Picasa http://picasaweb.google.com/Mi... http://friendfeed.com/e/5c07d7... for anyone who wants to print this. - Mitchell Tsai