Uh, that won't work. It has no idea how to tell how long the woman's cycle is, unless she's entering her ovulation date into the program and not many women track that. - Rochelle
another really stupid idea for a site - Steven Hodson
Well, but wouldn't you have to know...yeah, what Rochelle said. *read comments first before writing* The site probably guesses 28 days, but mine's more like 35, and it's fluctuated over the years. - Jandy Stone
i track my ovulatoin. those are mr. fab sleeps in the garage days. i don't want to risk any more kids. - Faboo Mama
Umm don't need a website to tell me this. All I have to do is say "Honey you have a nice day" and then get my head bitten off to know this. - Bored
fyi, teens used to not sleep enough due to the tv, the radio, the cassette player, the phonograph, the unheated loft and two hours of chores before breakfast and school, etc ;) - Michael W. May
What do you think your parents will make of Brown? - RAPatton
My mother will love him as I do. He will have to do a lot to impress my father. It's no secret that I'm daddy's little girl and no man is good enough. - Michelle Marie Miller
Well, MMM, that is the way it should be. :) - RAPatton
Yeah it helps to compensate when I walk around with my face cream on. Gaaa! - Michelle Marie Miller
if we took a poll on FF, I am certain that the males would be more than pleased to watch you walk around in face cream if you were half naked, naked or even scantily clothed - RAPatton
I get my cell and work numbers mixed up a lot. And I don't know anyone else's number, except Akiva's cell and my parents' house! It's all in my iPhone, too. At an emergency management training I was at yesterday, they were talking about how dangerous that is. If there's a crisis and your phone is dead or broken or lost, how will you be able to call anyone if you don't know their numbers? - Rochelle
No. I even remember my Texas driver's license #; I last lived there in 1996. - Glen C
I know my driver's license number too, but that is because I use it for testing in the law enforcement systems. I don't call my cell or office number, so I don't know it - RAPatton
Always . . . I just blank on them for some reason - Lindsey Smith
yeah it's cos we're not used to calling our own number :) - chet
I will take "snobby" coffee any day over that garbage. I had gas station cappuccino the other day that was better than McDs. I think everyone knows I stand on the coffee, issue, though. - Michelle Martinez
If there is a landline, you have to replace the voicemail message in case an ex-gfs call. In fact you should secretly replace his cell's voicemail message and see how long it is until he notices. Hee hee. - RAPatton
Nice, I don't always get 75% on the toilet seat. - Michelle Martinez
@rap We have already had that. His landline rings the other day and he says 'Answer that for me' Aaaaaaa! What? I did. It was his mother. Not a biggie for him it seems. - Michelle Marie Miller
Brown needs to take lessons from this one - RAPatton
Brown does not understand my fascination with Rick Astley nor Rick Rolling. I randomly put in my Rick Astley CD in his player and turn in up...and dance around. I get the eye roll and the 'Your living with me?' - Michelle Marie Miller
Maybe if you print the comic out he will no longer see him as a singing smurf, and instead view him as a sage wise in the ways of how to treat a lady such as our fine MMM - RAPatton
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