Kim Gaskins

posted two messages on Twitter

“@mcritz Okay, that was slightly vain. There's a dog, and you in it, too.”

8 hours ago - Link

“Hey, @mcritz! This entire shoot is of me stuffing my face, messily. http://is.gd/agxW Thanks for blogging it. Clinching it with a tweet.”

8 hours ago - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“A lady loves nothing better than men who notice details; @neighborman kindly points out that I am not in my "usual frumpy laundry attire."”

10 hours ago - Link

Katie, Mark VandenBerg, Ladybug Heather and 3 other people liked this

posted two messages on Twitter

“Feel there must be nothing -illegal- about retrieving my last week's tips from baristas' jar in cafe downstairs so can initiate dryer cycle.”

12 hours ago - Link

“Huzzah! 'Coffee & Cigarettes' has come from Netflix. Strong suspicion that must be watched with... coffee & cigarettes. Also, later.”

12 hours ago - Link

posted seven messages on Twitter

“@SocialMediaGod My old roomie (90 lbs. girl) used to have 1/2 dozen empty Upper Crust boxes stacked next to trash at any given time. Clue.”

14 hours ago - Link

“As the economy is in the hole, anyone know of a good, up-to-date sellers' resource for street-pricing controlled Rx substances? Joke, err...”

14 hours ago - Link

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posted an entry on the many my days

please pass the kryptonite

yesterday at 10:55 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@Balut @beeroux Yes yes, but not by the brand of his shoes-- the SIZE is what matters. Watches and cars? Huh?”

yesterday at 10:04 pm - Link

posted six messages on Twitter

“I hear that Scott Weiland is headlining the WBCN Christmas Rave in Foxboro, MA-- & is a no-show thus far. Vote! Dead or just irresponsible?”

yesterday at 9:00 pm - Link

“@philgs Nowadays they don't hand you the diploma- just set it down on the floor on account of you've been (financially) bent over for years.”

yesterday at 8:57 pm - Link

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“@mcritz Hey, quit stealing my passé sex-ay songs! http://is.gd/a8NY”

yesterday at 6:39 pm - Link

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“Trying to find the closest resident permit parking spot on a one-way side street of Mass. Ave. is like trying not to bust at blackjack.”

yesterday at 3:22 pm - Link

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“It makes me feel futuristically BA when my GPS announces: "Now arriving @ Healthworks 'Pilots' Studio" in a fit of digital mispronunciation.”

yesterday at 1:06 pm - Link

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“Met by crowd of rally-giggling spectators after "concluding" debate w/ rude & irrational Target cashier. Am accidental hero of the people.”

yesterday at 12:33 pm - Link

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Target Lady is bizarre - Haggis (Sean)

posted two messages on Twitter

“Protein/energy/nom bars are -grocery-, not -pharmaceutical- items. That is IT! Next time, I will rearrange this store myself, SO HELP ME.”

yesterday at 11:01 am - Link

“The doctor just told me to drink 10 glasses of water per day. Sure, right after I spawn a reserve tank to hold my coffee.”

yesterday at 10:29 am - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“@jaredwsmith It definitely took you, like, 12 hours to come up with that. But I so appreciate it.”

yesterday at 8:24 am - Link

“A Seedy Sorta Apple: "Our Ads Don't Lie, But You're a Fool if You Believe Them" http://is.gd/9ZfR”

yesterday at 7:51 am - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“Richard Parker (cat) came upon headphones attached to a live iPod and spent 5 minutes trying to extract The Little Man In The Bud.”

Tuesday at 10:33 pm - Link

“@jaredwsmith I'm certain that I defect.”

Tuesday at 10:08 pm - Link

“Feel like doing something wild, reckless & possibly self-destructive. Maybe will just finish Riesling bottle & buy a Nutrageous from 7-11.”

Tuesday at 9:33 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“"What, woman? My US health insurance for a gym locker key?! I'd sooner die!"”

Tuesday at 6:03 pm - Link

“Forgot gym locker key; negotiated health ins. card to hold as ransom for substitute. Woman at desk skeptically asked if I'd re-exchange.”

Tuesday at 6:02 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“@mcritz Why do I click on links advertised as "new favorite time wasters" without a second thought? Like a moth to a flame.”

Tuesday at 2:26 pm - Link

“Hook up print server or buy ink?- Two roads diverged in a hood / & I took the one less resistance-nigh / & that has made all the print-ance.”

Tuesday at 2:21 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“You lost me at "Hello. _____________________________. Press 1 for English."”

Tuesday at 1:13 pm - Link

Morton Fox and Ladybug Heather liked this

posted five messages on Twitter

“@tontita By the way, sad I don't understand any of your FB goings-on. When we parted at age 17, I could swear your 1st language was English.”

Tuesday at 1:18 pm - Link

“You lost me at "Hello. Press 1 for English."”

Tuesday at 1:08 pm - Link

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posted three messages on Twitter

“@katietothemax Just snorted hot coffee out my face, reading "Production Rider for Kate Kershner's Holiday Visit Home Tour" http://is.gd/9UtJ”

Tuesday at 10:35 am - Link

“@philgs *Frolic”

Tuesday at 10:22 am - Link

“Frolick down hall, thinking coffee must be complete; but forgot to transfer water from receptacle to magic-coffee-making tank. Crushed.”

Tuesday at 9:50 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“"We turned at a dozen paces, for love is a duel, and looked at each other for the last time." Oh, Mr. Kerouac, I think I could've loved you.”

Tuesday at 12:16 am - Link

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“You know you're mutually secure in emoto-sexual neutrality with opposite sex roomie when you both can't find time to read the other's blog.”

Monday at 10:12 pm - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“Acronyms = cheating at Twitter.”

Monday at 8:40 pm - Link

“Lost track of new buzz-acronyms while GTD. Reasonably recovered; UD FTW!”

Monday at 8:35 pm - Link

“"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." --The Godfather”

Monday at 8:05 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@tontita A girl's gotta have priorities.”

Monday at 6:56 pm - Link

posted seven messages on Twitter

“Relatedly, happy anniversary inception of U.S. economic recession! & -officially- "recession"-worthy today. (NYT) http://is.gd/9KrL”

Monday at 3:20 pm - Link

“Take quickbread to TG; return with unsolicited, vicarious, home equity credit line. Sisters detect shit of the bull- & deep- varieties well.”

Monday at 3:12 pm - Link

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posted five messages on Twitter

“@philgs Where?!”

Monday at 10:52 am - Link

“@joeschmitt I favrd that, hard.”

Monday at 10:34 am - Link

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posted an entry on the many my days

synecdoche

Sunday at 11:47 pm - Link

posted six messages on Twitter

“@SeanMoffitt Hey! It sure does! I knew we could agree on something.”

Sunday at 9:26 pm - Link

“@SeanMoffitt That's the fear of having to wait for the ploughs to come by in order to make it back home, nipping at your heels.”

Sunday at 9:21 pm - Link

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posted a message on Twitter

“Is my browser going to let me know when the next Web X.0 meme gets released? I just don't want to be the last one with the latest version.”

Sunday at 6:49 pm - Link

posted five messages on Twitter

“@philgs Thank God for all flavors.”

Sunday at 4:12 pm - Link

“"Orwell is here now. He's livin' large." -- Hackers [ RT @stevefurman: ... http://tinyurl.com/5qk23f ]”

Sunday at 3:59 pm - Link

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posted a message on Twitter

“There go all my future Twittersex solicitations.”

Sunday at 3:55 pm - Link

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