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“Ettiquette question: What's the best way to tell a room mate that the noises he makes while eating (I'm talking moaning, grunting and slurping) are, how shall we put this, disconcerting?”
yesterday at 8:04 pm
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Tuesday at 8:33 am
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“So, who here, besides me, celebrates Festivus?”
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“Poll: I am a Verizon Wireless customer and am going to upgrade to a new handset in a week or so. Heres the question: Touch Pro, Storm, Bold or Omnia?”
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“My First Tweet”
November 24 at 9:08 pm
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“Someone told me there was a "Show Your Boobies" meme tonight!”
November 24 at 8:06 pm
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November 23 at 12:56 pm
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“Had a lovely drive this evening...”
November 14 at 10:23 pm
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“How many law enforcement officers monitor Twitter to try to apprehend drunk drivers?”
November 22 at 7:10 pm
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“Sometimes it's a great idea to take a quick second to look over what you have written.”
November 19 at 2:25 pm
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“One of the best things about dating the homeless is that, when the date is over, you can drop them off antwhere.”
November 20 at 4:58 pm
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“So, you know how wireless mice all have a USB dongle? And how an average laptop never has enough USB ports? Why don't the mice makers build a combination USB drive/mouse receiver?”
November 18 at 9:06 pm
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“Do you believe in ghosts?”
November 19 at 8:18 pm
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“PSA: No matter how beautiful... No matter how great her personality... No matter how infatuated you are... Somewhere, some guy is totally sick of her sh&t...”
November 19 at 7:24 pm
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“Anybody know of any good mime podcasts?”
November 19 at 1:50 pm
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November 16 at 12:21 pm
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“For Pete. The girls are gone, but here's an old picture of me with Kayla Superbowl 2007”
November 14 at 11:20 pm
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“43 years ago today, in an incredible alignment of the entire stratosphere for the good of all mankind, I was born.”
October 2 at 9:22 am
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“For Jeff, luv Chantel & Kayla...”
November 14 at 11:08 pm
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“Everyone say "Hi" to Chantel (left) and Kayla (right) I'm trying to teach them about Friendfeed.”
November 14 at 10:56 pm
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November 13 at 10:48 pm
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“Sammy's opinion of me in a kilt...”
November 13 at 7:38 pm
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“Watch This Space”
November 13 at 1:36 pm
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“Sammy is waiting to see me in a kilt!”
November 13 at 7:10 pm
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“Just finished litening to Ffundercats newest episode. Great job all. I will listen to it again. However, for the record, there will be no forthcoming video of me in a kilt singing "I'm Too Sexy" in a Scottish accent. I've tried it and just can't get the accent right whilst singing. ;)”
November 12 at 4:06 pm
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