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“@hodgman I once had a very nice sandwich in the Brattleboro train station, served to me by a man named Leon. Look for his magic sandwiches.”

“OMG rumours that VZW is allowing unrestricted access to GPS in BB 8330s... verified??”

“@mickipedia 83% sounds awfully high. wonder what poll sample size was. i call utter bollocks, especially flyover states. ain't happenin.”

“@kellysue bugger, maybe its a brit-only thing http://tinyurl.com/5vcel4”

“absolutely brilliant australian politics video, must-watch! "front fell off": http://ping.fm/OnDBc”

“are closed-source adopters just overloaded foster parent()s? discuss.”

“Fuck me blue, how can I NOT have salt and pepper?!?! Who stoles it????”

“@fidlr bk homebrew: hawt! url? PS can has invite to 40th anniv partay? i got my name in the xemacs src, that worth sumthin? ps. im awesome.”

“@fidlr hey hoser, you wearin' a touk today, eh? it kinda cold”

“Swear to GOD I just saw *the* McLovin walking up Vine REEKING of weed. I'm high just walking past him.”

“http://ping.fm/p/Rz7x2 - I love that CSI:NY is shooting in Hollywood. Somehow, quite apt.”

“america's worst motel, seriously. you HAVE to read these reviews/comments: http://tr.im/worstmotel”

“[product name removed, take a guess] is so obtusely terrible, its awful. you don't know. its Ernest Goes To Splash Mountain terrible.”

“@askmrvideo @5tu editing SD (forget HD or even HDV) over a LAN-mounted drive is terrible idea; latency too high. edit:local archive:network.”

“@5tu most high-end Avid & FCP editors i know in LA use and love Wacoms.”

“@sheigh wintour: closest thing that USA has to the icy Queen Elizabeth II. can't wait for the doc!”

“freshly-shined boots, i haz 'em.”

“Someone just told me there is a site called analringtoss.com. I'm not kidding. And yes, the mental picture u has right now is correct.”

“Bed.”

“@helloerica that happens to me twice/year! I burst eardrum as teen (ear-flop into swim pool), didn't let heal right. Why ur ear? Is ok?”

“@techbabe Bromance???? OMG! i reject it with extreme prejudice! I wanna dance, not have my balls fondled!”

“I'm starting to screenprint t-shirts with "FREE @TMAHONEY", prepping for @tmahoney's upcoming career move into bank robbery. Who wants?”

“@avflox worse for violence/death/dismemberment: organised religion or sex (wow i'm really staying quiet/non-controversial today eh)”

“@tweetdeck thanks for reply, totally makes sense. and smart, too. :-)”

“Dear Blackberry/RIM: please to be making a "web portal" for Blackberry Messenger, similar to AIM Express. Come on now, we kids want it.”

“@TechBabe yet another reason to hate recruiters (not like we needed any more reasons)”

“@tmahoney Set's only got one ball, The other is on the pyramid wall, Horus - the dirty bugger, Ripped it orf when he was small... HORUS FTW!”

“@pop_bottles the bloody mary was born today 75 years ago in a Chicago club called BUCKETS OF BLOOD. we need to corner the "OF BLOOD" market.”

“http://ping.fm/p/Q5NyD - Night shot of downtown LA skyscrapers + moon + 2 planets + nice lights from stadium.”

“http://ping.fm/p/DUU4L - Partial view of downtown LA taken from top floor US Bank Tower. Awesome sunset and attacking cloud cover/fog/etc.”

“reason i love my homeland #44: booze now cheaper than water or soda in the UK ... http://tr.im/drunk_brits”

“@mikeprasad You MUST go, next time in SMonica. You'll never leave (and i dont mean because of the Mafia guys who make your sammich)”