Heckle Yourself

Heckle Yourself

No need to wait for others to heckle you: beat them to the punch. Lay into yourself about your work, website, relationships, or appearance. There are no rules and no sacred cows. Have fun!
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·[▪_▪]· posted a message
“Lazy much?”
September 14 at 7:11 pm - Link
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Lindsey posted a message
“I'm an idiot. I couldn't figure out why Grooveshark wasn't playing any songs. I had my computer on mute -_-”
September 9 at 12:02 pm - Link
Just the same thing happened to me a couple of days ago (: - Mladen Srdić
Been there. More than once :( - ·[▪_▪]·
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Haggis (Sean) posted a message
“You are not as together and smart as you think you are.”
September 5 at 11:40 am - Link
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Lindsey posted a message
“Note to self: If you actually make a grocery list . . . take the time to read it when you're at the store >.<”
September 5 at 11:04 am - Link
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·[▪_▪]· posted a message
“⬆ needs schoolin on game, or so i'm told.”
September 1 at 2:50 am - Link
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·[▪_▪]· posted three messages
“That monotone voice combined with a story sure is a powerful sedative.”
August 30 at 2:57 am - Link
“How tiring is it to be so boring?”
August 30 at 2:55 am - Link
“Did you see me with a cool girl recently? Yea, neither did I.”
August 30 at 2:06 am - Link
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Chris Baskind posted a message
“Oh, nice thinning crown there, future chrome dome.”
August 27 at 5:39 pm - Link
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·[▪_▪]· posted three messages
“I enjoy heckling myself too much.”
August 26 at 8:46 am - Link
“If you knew me, you'd heckle me too.”
August 26 at 8:29 am - Link
“I'm the best son in the whole world.”
August 26 at 8:00 am - Link
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Lindsey posted a message
“I leave some important decisions up to a coin toss. And not even a real coin toss. A virtual one -_-”
August 26 at 8:07 am - Link
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“I like to pretend I know what I'm talking about. Like now.”
August 25 at 10:09 pm - Link
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Chris Baskind posted a message
“Look at that: you can't even keep a "heckle yourself" room active.”
July 29 at 7:53 pm - Link
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Lindsey posted a message
“I'm so pathetic that when I get really angry, instead of just clearing a table of everything in a fit of rage I'll put a few things away I don't want to break first”
August 22 at 10:23 am - Link
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Jill, Superhero Librarian posted a message
“I can't seem to drink out of a regular glass without spilling on myself. Time to buy some sippy cups!”
August 20 at 4:20 pm - Link
Jill, that's hilarious! - Mona N. via fftogo
:-D It's too true. And a bib to catch all the food that falls on my big boobs. - Jill, Superhero Librarian
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Chris Baskind posted a message
“Oh -- so you think you're a tech writer, huh?”
July 26 at 12:59 am - Link
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Chris Baskind posted a message
“As if.”
July 23 at 7:28 pm - Link
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Brian Ries posted a message
“I trip and fall while walking UP the subway stairs all the time. Total fail.”
July 22 at 2:47 pm - Link
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Mona N. posted a message
“Have you ever fallen flat on your face at a social gathering where you don't know 80% of the people? I have. And reliving that feeling. FAIL”
July 22 at 7:05 am - Link
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Chris Baskind posted a message
“An anonymous blog works best when it's not on the same Ip address as about half of your commercial sites. Word.”
July 21 at 11:13 pm - Link
FAIL hahahhahahahahah!!! - Mona N.
Remember, we heckle OURSELVES here. ;-) - Chris Baskind
But -- yeah -- FAIL. - Chris Baskind
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Chris Baskind posted a message
“Idiot! Can't you tell the difference between "compliment" and "complement"? Ready to take that English as a Second Language course now?”
July 21 at 9:50 pm - Link
I've done capitol and capital.. in a work email LOL!!! - Mona N.
I woke up to an email from a German speaker with that correction to an article on one of the sites today. I didn't write the story, but I should have caught the typo. - Chris Baskind
A true Grammar Nazi! uhhh.. is that too un-PC? - Mona N.
I'm glad I didn't think about that before I replied. - Chris Baskind
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Mona N. posted a message
“Even if a comment's been posted for hours with a grammatical or spelling error, I would STILL go back and edit it. You dumbass, no one cares!”
July 21 at 10:01 pm - Link
hahaha - Chris Baskind
omfg there's a grammatical error in that post UGH!!!! - Mona N.
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