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Louis Gray Facts

Real, true, verifiable facts about Louis Gray: the man, the myth, the legend.
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Rob Diana posted a message
“Louis Gray gives his password freely. He fears no man.”
November 13 at 10:47 am - Link
Louis Gray needs no password. All apps are open for him. - Cyndy
Louis Gray is the Kwisatz Haderach of online security. "He who can log into many places at once." - Mark Trapp
He just makes a TCP/LG connection - not a stateless protocol, but a Statesman's Protocol ! - Micah Wittman
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Alan Wilensky posted a message
“Louis just invented a new Microprocessor.”
November 12 at 9:27 am - Link
And he invented all of the old ones, but he felt sorry for Robert Noyce et al and gave them the credit. - Ontario Emperor
I like Ontario's comment as much as the entry. :-) - Louis Gray
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possible248 posted a message
“I am an AI controlled by Louis Gray.”
October 21 at 4:28 pm - Link
Louis has the artificial part, but is still struggling on the intelligence part. It's the only thing he has ever struggled in. - possible248
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Ontario Emperor posted a link
Louis Gray can fix entire economies via a single plane trip.
October 13 at 11:41 pm - Link
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possible248 posted a message
“Louis Gray compiled my brain.”
September 28 at 8:19 pm - Link
The dependencies to compile a brain are insane. I mean, it sure is hard to get 'brain-devel'. - possible248
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Susan Beebe (Santa Claus) posted a link
For Dave Morin. Who is Louis Gray?
Photo 53.jpg
September 24 at 9:39 pm - via Reshare - Link
Hide. :-) - Louis Gray
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Susan Beebe (Santa Claus) posted a link
Facebook | FriendFeed Fans - I just made Scoble the "Chief Noise Master" and Golub the "Chief Mobility Apps Master"
Facebook | FriendFeed Fans - I just made Scoble the "Chief Noise Master" and Golub the "Chief Mobility Apps Master"
September 20 at 3:21 pm - via Reshare - Link
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Susan Beebe (Santa Claus) posted a link
Flickr: b_d_solis' Photostream - Ice Room photos!
Flickr: b_d_solis' Photostream - Ice Room photos!
Flickr: b_d_solis' Photostream - Ice Room photos!
September 19 at 4:16 pm - via Reshare - Link
Uhoh! See... no iPhone photos were allowed, but this happens! - Louis Gray
Yep!! THANK YOU BRIAN!! *smooch*! - Susan Beebe (Santa Claus)
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Shawn Farner posted a link
“Alright, no doctoring this time.”
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September 18 at 8:54 pm - via Reshare - Link
Louis Gray Fact: ADT is now selling this picture as a Home Security System. Just tape it to your door. - Shawn Farner
+1 Shawn!! - Susan Beebe (Santa Claus)
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Shawn Farner posted a message
“Hurricane Gustav was originally going to be named Hurricane Gray. After discussion, experts agreed that it just wasn't dangerous enough.”
September 1 at 1:43 pm - Link
I'm assuming that the hurricane was the one that wasn't dangerous enough, right? - possible248
That's not quite right: just wait until Hurricane Louis comes. - klecu
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Ontario Emperor posted a message
“I made a pitch to get this room mentioned in an Oracle OpenWorld presentation. Well, it was an Unconference presentation, but still... :)”
September 14 at 8:16 am - via fftogo - Link
Good effort. :) - possible248 via fftogo
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The presentation in question is on geek-speak, and part of the presentation is devoted to Chuck Norris facts, and the derivative SOA facts. This room is another derivative... - Ontario Emperor via fftogo
...although some believe that Louis Gray could take Norris out, even if Gray had both hands and both feet tied behind his back. - Ontario Emperor via fftogo
Louis: if you can manage to get yourself arrested between now and Thursday September 25, I promise to mention you in *my* Oracle OpenWorld Unconference presentation :) (it's on biometrics) - Ontario Emperor via fftogo
I'll see what I can do in Vegas this week to meet your needs, Ontario. - Louis Gray
Thanks, Louis. :) - Ontario Emperor via fftogo
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Edwin Khodabakchian posted a message
“Michael A. is considering renaming his blog to TechGray”
July 31 at 2:39 pm - Link
I think The Louis Gray will disapprove. Nothing should come before Louis Gray. - Cyndy
+1 Cyndy. Louis Gray has decided to launch a network of new sites, GrayCrunch, GrayMeme and GrayWriteWeb. With his new advisory position, ReadBurner show now be called ReadGray. - Rob Diana
Shouldn't that be GrayRead? - Ontario Emperor via fftogo
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Ontario Emperor posted a message
“Louis Gray put his foot down on Friday evening, September 5. The Bay Area took notice.”
September 5 at 11:17 pm - Link
Mona took notice - Charlie Anzman
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Ontario Emperor posted a message
“On Labor Day, Louis Gray takes a break and only reads content using one eye.”
September 1 at 12:01 am - Link
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Shawn Farner posted a message
“Comcast's new 250 GB/month cap was not brought on by heavy file sharing and torrent downloading, but rather by Louis Gray's inhuman browsing and blogging speed.”
August 29 at 4:51 pm - Link
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Ontario Emperor posted a message
“Both Obama and McCain want to name Gray as a Cabinet Secretary, but Gray doesn't take dictation.”
July 31 at 3:03 pm - Link
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an entry from to:louisgrayfacts - Twitter Search
@louisgrayfacts not only can messages be received at @louisgrayfacts, but there's also a Louis Gray Fax. (The number is private.)
August 5 at 7:47 am - Link
Nothing about Louis Gray is private. - Cyndy
Everything about Louis Gray is private. - possible248
you're both right. Schrodinger got his idea as a corollary from Louis Gray's property of being both private and public at the same time. Similarly with wave-particle duality - klecu
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Rob Diana posted a message
“Louis Gray decided nobody should follow more people than him on Twitter.”
August 12 at 11:25 am - Link
Uh oh. Robert, Jason, and Barack had better watch out. - Ontario Emperor
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Ontario Emperor posted a link
Louis Gray pulled the plug on FriendFeed so that we, and the twins, would get some sleep already.
August 5 at 7:45 am - Link
Discussion at http://friendfeed.com/e/5bb719... - Ontario Emperor
And yes, there is a http://twitter.com/louisgrayfa... - I had forgotten about it. - Ontario Emperor
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Rob Diana posted a message
“Hasbro didn't shut Scrabulous down. Louis Gray was about to lose his first contest and had the game erased from Facebook.”
July 29 at 11:49 am - Link
I must admit, this is from the man himself. - Rob Diana
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Andy DeSoto posted a message
“Louis Gray can like his own FriendFeed items.”
July 26 at 9:23 pm - Link
Louis Gray's FriendFeed items are liked automatically. - Ontario Emperor via fftogo
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possible248 posted a message
“Do not attempt to outsmart Lous Gray. Lous Gray is the Internet.”
July 24 at 5:33 pm - Link
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Micah Wittman posted a message
“Louis Gray does lose Twitter followers - they're in suspended animation while he performs some time/space folding”
July 24 at 1:11 pm - Link
Louis Gray doesn't lose followers: he asks them politely to unfollow. - Mark Trapp
Oops - "does" => "doesn't" in my post. Apparently "does" lost its "n't" follower in the fray last night. - Micah Wittman
Nah that's too polite. Louis Gray does not lose followers, he decides they cease to exist. - Rob Diana
Micah, thank you for your prompt notification of the "n't" follower problem. - Ontario Emperor
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Hao Chen posted a message
“Louis Gray doesn't know how many fingers I'm holding up!”
July 21 at 5:19 pm - Link
Yes he does, because he told you how many you were allowed to raise. - Rob Diana
HAHAHA +9 @Rob! - Marco (aureliusmaximus)
sadface. - Hao Chen
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Shawn Farner posted a message
“Louis Gray has NEVER seen a Fail Whale. And he never will. Or else.”
July 21 at 8:32 pm - Link
The Fail Whale is Louis Gray's pet - Yuvi (has IRL friends!)
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Ontario Emperor posted a message
“Louis Gray read this sentence before I typed it.”
July 21 at 5:10 pm - Link
Louis Gray doesn't have to read. He knows. - Cyndy
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I so knew you were going to say that, Cyndy - Louis Gray
And...well, there's no need to really type this, is there? - Ontario Emperor
Louis feeds friend feed's friends - Alan Wilensky via twhirl
I didn't type this. - Yuvi (has IRL friends!)
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Micah Wittman posted a message
“Water was found on Mars (and Louis Gray's calling card placed neatly beside it)”
July 23 at 1:22 pm - Link
Calling card? I left my business card. I swear. - Louis Gray
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Yeah. Who even uses calling cards anymore? ;) - Tamar Weinberg
@Tamar: Ahh, you would think they are gone, but... Calling Card: Comments, Tags, Bookmarks, Likes, Server Log Entry of your HTTP headers, and Louis Gray's 3.5 x 2 card stock on the planet Mars. - Micah Wittman
Louis Gray doesn't need a calling card. He picks up the phone, and the operator immediately dials the call for him. - Ontario Emperor
With "calling card" I intended an allusion to those intentionally left behind, personally identifying artifacts--literal 'cards' were popular in Maltese Falcon era stories (in modern times, The Joker leaves these behind too). So...not so much in the sense of a debit card from a telco - but that's what's great about a conversation: interpretation + call-and-response can take both sides to new and interesting places. I guess what I'm blabbing about is Social Media 101 and I'm preaching to the choir, but there you go. - Micah Wittman
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possible248 posted a message
“Louis Gray doesn't use Mac OSX, he wrote his own kernel, shell, and filesystem.”
July 22 at 1:58 pm - Link
No... he's been using Windows Cairo (with all the promised features) since 1996 - Pat Hawks
Operating system? Louis Gray don't need no stinkin operating system. - Rob Diana
pretty sure is actually a computer. Screw deep blue the new AI is computers that can blog - gregory
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Cyndy posted a message
“You clicked 199 times in 30 seconds. Your caffeine level for today is: Near Death - Delusions of Godlike power - Louis Gray”
July 17 at 1:19 pm - Link
Starbucks confirms: Louis Gray has Godlike power. - Cyndy
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Oh yeah? 209. http://www.louisgray.com/graph... - Louis Gray
How many Diet Cokes is that? - Jason Carreira
Today? I think just two? (Checks can and shakes to find second one half full) - Louis Gray
Louis - what was your sport growing up? Surely something with hand/eye. - Hutch Carpenter
I got 194. I am merely 0.92 Louis Grays. :-( - Mark Trapp
@Hutch: Going back far enough it was cross country and track (mostly 5k-15k stuff). Also played soccer and baseball. Spent hours out back hitting driveway gravel with the wooden softball bat until it had chips everywhere. - Louis Gray
LOL @ Mark. That's funny. :-) - Louis Gray
Hmn... I might need to cut back on the coffee 213. (aka - 1.01913876LGs) http://picasaweb.google.com/ro... - Ross Miller
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Charlie Anzman posted a message
“New auto-liker for when diaper changing”
July 17 at 6:19 am - Link
Including this one? - Louis Gray
This is how you auto-like with babies: http://louisgray.com/graphics/... - Louis Gray
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