Ben Peterson

“@skyvan no you suck at life”

“still working with @skyvan”

“drank margaritas last night. I hate margaritas...why did I do that?”

“drinking coffee and working with @skyvan”

“ran 5.07 miles today, good run had lots of wind at the end”

“chewing ice, working with skyvan”

“@skyvan we can't all be insanely awesome, or arrogant assholes either :)”

“@skyvan atrocious...that's an SAT word, hoss!”

“Hey what kind of food are we having?”

“I wonder if starring in the dick flick will pay for programmers...maybe we don't need venture capitalists after all”

“skyvan: @thepeterson stars in dick on dick action in THE DICK FLICK”

“Happy birthday bitch - 20mahalo.com here we come”

“Excuse me, @skyvan is a fucking gay R-tard”

“Skyvan is a fucking gay retard”

“man too much mentos...uuggghhh - I wonder if this is going to f-up my run in about a half hour”

“at work, updating servers, eating mentos...life is good”

“dad was just bit by a tick in seattle - mom called and asked for help. also I just finished doing a bit of manscaping”