Tom Hespos

“Thing I forgot about being on the South Beach Diet - You can eat only so many Polly-O String Cheese sticks before they start to taste yucky.”

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“During the holidays, every blue shirt at Best Buy wanted to sell me a Wii. Now that it's January, they're all sold out. Boo! Hiss!”

yesterday at 2:37 pm - Link

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“May 2008 - Read NYTimes article about Miracle Fruit. June 2008 - Order Miracle Fruit. Today - Miracle Fruit being shipped.”

Monday at 1:58 pm - Link

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“Problem: Can't get a certain thrash-metal song out of my head. Solution: Listen to it over and over and over until it goes away.”

Monday at 8:14 am - Link

“The iPhoto-Facebook export filter saves me a lot of time.”

Monday at 7:53 am - Link

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“So many things accomplished during this break. Yet so many more things need to be accomplished this month.”

Sunday at 6:15 pm - Link

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“2PM conference call. Then, drop a new spark plug in my quad and see if there's enough snow on the ground to go for a burn around the block.”

January 2 at 11:24 am - Link

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“First New Year's Day in recent memory that can be enjoyed sans hangover.”

January 1 at 6:16 am - Link

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“Working from home again. This time in comfy clothes as it snows away outside.”

December 31 at 12:15 pm - Link

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“Working remotely. Like on battery power remotely.”

December 29 at 12:34 pm - Link

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“My wife knows I'm addicted to Monopoly on my iPhone. She doesn't exactly support the addiction, but it doesn't upset her terribly either.”

December 23 at 8:10 am - Link

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“Couldn't sleep last night. Kept thinking about what socio-economic system best describes the one we're heading for. Corporatism?”

December 23 at 5:57 am - Link

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“Almost got my whole family killed last night trying to help a woman who slid off the road. SLOW DOWN, PEOPLE!!! 4WD /= Invincible.”

December 22 at 6:03 am - Link

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“One more conference call and then I'm going (to try to get) home.”

December 19 at 12:59 pm - Link

“@eporres saved the day by going over to Garden of Eden and buying me a rotisserie chicken. Thanks, dude!”

December 19 at 12:59 pm - Link

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“I want hot food for lunch. Chinese? Boston Market?”

December 19 at 11:02 am - Link

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“If the snow is deep enough to keep people off the streets, I'm going out on my quad tonight. Vrooom vrooom!”

December 19 at 8:24 am - Link

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Embargoes - I LOVE This

December 17 at 1:44 pm - hespos.com - Link

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“When will they make the iPhone keyboard more usable, so we don't have to have the "please excuse typos" thing on every mobile e-mail?”

December 17 at 7:20 am - Link

“I have been playing Meeting Tetris in Outlook for a week now. Today, I anticipate breaking the high schore.”

December 17 at 7:07 am - Link

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“Apparently getting a decent house in this area requires me to have half a million bucks in cash laying around. VC buds - hook a brother up?”

December 17 at 4:17 am - Link

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“I bought music on iTunes from a band I heard on an Internet radio station via Flycast. And now I can't wait to get on the train to listen.”

December 16 at 2:33 pm - Link

“@ctreff loves Pearl Jam - Every time he mentions it, I can't help but compare them to Bon Jovi to get his goat. Does that make me a troll?”

December 16 at 2:31 pm - Link

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“Big ol' fat snowflakes coming down outside my office window. They're not sticking, though.”

December 16 at 11:15 am - Link

“Lots of end-of-year insanity today. Scheduling last-minute meetings, getting last-minute assignments and such. December is always hectic.”

December 16 at 10:43 am - Link

“Congrats, @skydiver! That's quite an achievement.”

December 16 at 10:42 am - Link

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“Upon updating my iPod Touch's software, I noticed that it attached itself to my XP Virtual Machine under Parallels without asking. Hmmm...”

December 16 at 9:32 am - Link

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“I notice tweets showing up on my blog, but no longer update my Facebook status. What gives?”

December 16 at 7:52 am - Link

“Last night, we put in an offer on a house that's better than the one we missed out on. Fingers crossed again.”

December 16 at 6:56 am - Link

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“Social media addiction seems to be a hot topic lately. I'll ask "would you rather that people sit drooling in front of the TV all day?"”

December 16 at 4:36 am - Link

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“About three people got the G.I. Joe reference in my last tweet. FAIL.”

December 15 at 1:07 pm - Link

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“It's 64 degrees in mid-December in NYC. Did Cobra Commander finally buy that last piece of the Weather Dominator from Zartan?”

December 15 at 11:55 am - Link

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“Me on DishyMix: http://www.hespos.com/?p=1340”

December 12 at 2:13 pm - Link

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“Nice FAIL spotted on the way back from a client meeting yesterday: http://www.hespos.com/?p=1338”

December 12 at 7:48 am - Link

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“Just de-followed all the Mad Men characters. Their banter became annoying. FAIL.”

December 12 at 6:15 am - Link

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“Power went out AGAIN, necessitating yet ANOTHER reboot of cable modem and router, logging in to the VPN again, etc.”

December 10 at 2:53 pm - Link

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“Exterminator wants to know why it's not a good thing to "just stop by" and park his termite truck right in front of my real estate sign.”

December 10 at 10:45 am - Link

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