Tripp Reynolds

“good news bad news. Lehman goes bankrupt, but the wife made chocolate chip cookies before dinner.”

“cookie dough or the finished good. Which is better? I always choose the one I'm eating at the moment. Timing is everything.”

“@parenthetical Forget Favre - WTF on the Ramirez trade?!?!?”

“@parenthetical my favorite heaadline of all time about floods in Europe - Dutch put fingers in dykes.”

“I just want everyone to know that exercise alone may not burn enough fat to give you your dream abs. I saw it on facebook.”

“@parenthetical just - this - generally speaking.”

“@parenthetical I've heard, but I 'fess up to thinking he's not funny.”

“I'm disturbed by the amount of expectation I have for this”

“wow, the soccer loving Russians are drinking vodka tonight.”

“@parenthetical Skins Play - Stroke Plus Distance”

“It's days like these that make me happy that global warming is nothing but a liberal conspiracy.”

“@parenthetical I'm so old, I don't understand how to read the site you're linking to. Reminds of the feeling I have when I open an IKEA box.”

“@paulscan What is an amerigka?”

“I can't take the pressure of the twitter question. It's worse than a blank page.”

“What am I doing? WHAT AM I DOING?!?! Who the bleep are you? Piss off!”

“I now have 3 seasons of The Muppet Show on DVD, but haven't finished the 1st season yet. My priorities are out of whack.”

“@paulscan I'm efferfunscent about your new word. Will use it in a meeting soon.”

“@paulscan I got it. (I think.) Was expecting too much (I know.) Well made though.”

“braced for excitement:no country for old men film:snored as if grandpa”

“whew! I've listened to this Vampire Weekend album many times.”

“@parenthetical OK Mr. Parentheses, let's say it together ... the Sudetenland http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S...”

“@paulscan but after lunch is before dinner.”

“intense but chaste, yurt's will do that to you. http://tinyurl.com/4zttyn”

“I'm not liking that it's May and cold outside ... again.”

“I'm thinking this may be this is borderline ridiculous.”