wil wheaton

posted two messages on Twitter

“@jephjacques BUT IT'S ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE AND THE ONLY WAY TO KILL THEM IS WITH MAGIC UNICORN FARTS! IT'S BOX OFFICE GOLD!”

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“So ... they're remaking movies from 1988, now. That's good, because, you know, THERE AREN'T ANY NEW IDEAS WAITING TO BE MADE AT ALL GUYS.”

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“Hey guess what? It's Thursday. I mention this in case anyone else was under the impression it was Wednesday, as I was. *facepalm*”

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i80and, Katie, Morton Fox and Ladybug Heather liked this

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“New post on my blog: happiest days sells out - thank you! http://tinyurl.com/5kghfe”

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Amanda H. liked this

posted a message on Twitter

“Just found out I'll be sharing a table with @pvponline at the Child's Play dinner next week. W00T!”

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posted a message on Twitter

“The Rockband 2 drum trainer is way more fun than I expected. Adding the cymbal expansion's neat, but there's no crash if you play lefty.”

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posted a message on Twitter

“New post on my blog: "fandom's about not being alone anymore" http://tinyurl.com/64384u”

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“Happy birthday @_otis_!”

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“CNN is canceling sci/space/enviro/tech news, but keeping The Shrieking Harpy Hour with Nancy Grace on HLN. Way to increase the stupid, guys.”

12 hours ago - Link

Robert Fischer, Michelle Martinez, Josef Finsel and 4 other people liked this

Simple truth... Shrieking matters in terms of gaining marketshare. What's the Word of the Day and it had better be short enough to match the general public's attention span - Josef Finsel via twhirl

posted two messages on Twitter

“@thebookpolice I don't know how I wasn't 100% aware of the game, either. It must have fallen into a deadline blindspot and stayed there.”

13 hours ago - Link

“OMG @Brendoman! New Ghostbusters videogame! http://tinyurl.com/66gtzc”

14 hours ago - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Thought I'd lost my keys earlier today. Looked for them for an hour. Turns out I'd left them in my car. In the ignition. At the mall.”

Wednesday at 8:58 pm - Link

Mike Pierson, martha, Alix Whitmire ƸӜƷ and i80and liked this

I really wouldn't have admitted that! - MiɳiMagɘ (AlwaysMiniMage)

Oops. - Alix Whitmire ƸӜƷ

you are a lucky man - last time I did that someone stole my 69 VW bug - martha

posted a message on Twitter

“OMG I just found a real Chick tract. In the wild. Seriously. Sadly, it is NOT Dark Dungeons. It's The Long Trip.”

Wednesday at 4:52 pm - Link

Chris Charabaruk liked this

People used to leave Chick tracts instead of tips, drove me nuts. - Heather Solos

I used to see them in phone booths when I was at RIT. - rkalajian

posted a message on Twitter

“Dear asshole lady at Target: if your accent is so thick I have to ask you to repeat yourself, you don't need to talk to me like I'm stupid.”

Wednesday at 4:35 pm - Link

clarke thomas and i80and liked this

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“New post on my blog: @BarackObama, @GregGrunberg: We're totally in a comic together! http://tinyurl.com/62mfoz”

Wednesday at 3:18 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“God it cracks me up with I get "I can improve your pagerank" spam. Is there something better than first? YEAH! BAM! UNGH! [:hip thrust:]”

Wednesday at 11:57 am - Link

Heather Solos liked this

posted two messages on Twitter

“iTunes: You want Combustible Edison, Joey Altruda, and Esquivel. Me: How'd you know? iTunes: I'm money, baby. Me: Baby? iTunes: [:wink:]”

Wednesday at 12:55 pm - Link

“New post on my blog: prop 8 - the musical http://tinyurl.com/67nljr”

Wednesday at 12:19 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@kmcgivney Joke's on them, they get a bankrupt nation and no retirement. HAHAHAHA. Ah. Ahaha. Ha. Haaa. /okay, it's not that funny”

Tuesday at 6:28 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“New post on my blog: it's a big hat. it's funny. http://tinyurl.com/5a3c8y”

Tuesday at 3:18 pm - Link

“@jephjacques That's more than I got last *month*. Making a note for you: HUGE SUCCESS!”

Tuesday at 3:12 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“It's a big hat. It's funny.”

Tuesday at 2:27 pm - Link

James Williams (willia4) liked this

posted 11 messages on Twitter

“@Oblivion That wasn't high pressure. High pressure would be, "Buy this or I'll find the cutest baby seal I can and club it. With your face."”

Tuesday at 1:46 pm - Link

“New post on my blog: happiest days of our lives only available from me until friday dece.. http://tinyurl.com/5gz6m4”

Tuesday at 1:18 pm - Link

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posted a message on Twitter

“Thanks for all the book suggestions. I think I'll need to make a blog post about it; 140 chars isn't enough to explain what I want to do wit”

Tuesday at 12:44 pm - Link

i80and liked this

posted a message on Twitter

“New post on my blog: super fun happy slide! http://tinyurl.com/6e8hh9”

Tuesday at 9:19 am - Link

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“Holy shit. How did it get to be after midnight? Dammit, MAME, you're supposed to tell me to stop playing Galaga at 11. G'nite, Twitterverse.”

Tuesday at 1:20 am - Link

Amanda H. and Jared B. Luther liked this

Galaga FTW! - Jared B. Luther

posted 12 messages on Twitter

“@greggrunberg Buddy cop shows are awesome, and I've written comedy. E-mail me if you're serious.”

Tuesday at 1:17 am - Link

“@greggrunberg Skip touch ups and go straight to last looks!”

Tuesday at 1:06 am - Link

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posted a message on Twitter

“@greggrunberg Ahahahahahaha. Let's shoot the rehearsal! Man, you make me miss being a regular on a show. That stuff is so much fun.”

Tuesday at 1:12 am - Link

Michael Fidler liked this

posted a message on Twitter

“COME ON KINGS! IT'S THE LEAFS! THEY'RE THE CLIPPERS OF HOCKEY! WAUGHHHHHH!!!11!”

Monday at 11:01 pm - Link

Live4SoccerVacations liked this

posted a message on Twitter

“Thank you, class. It's Who Killed Amanda Palmer by a landslide. Felt weird to buy the mp3 album because it didn't come wrapped in plastic.”

Monday at 8:15 pm - Link

You could always just wrap yourself in plastic while listening to it... - Amanda H.

posted four messages on Twitter

“@matociquala Oh for fuck's sake. That should be surprising, but it isn't. At all. That stupid record label deserves to fail.”

Monday at 8:57 pm - Link

“@mikeshulman Ahahahahaha. Well-played, sir.”

Monday at 8:17 pm - Link

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posted a message on Twitter

“Your assignment: Who Killed Amanda Palmer or No, Virginia? Show your work, please.”

Monday at 5:12 pm - Link

WKAP for Astronaut and Leeds United alone. - Jαsοn Puckett

posted four messages on Twitter

“New post on my blog: on the importance of maintaining one's grip on reality http://tinyurl.com/6ofhlk”

Monday at 4:17 pm - Link

“@RedPenOfDoom Waiting Game sucks! Play Hungry Hungry Hippos instead.”

Monday at 4:09 pm - Link

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posted four messages on Twitter

“Happy birthday to @kimevey and @jonathancoulton!”

Monday at 1:19 pm - Link

“If you need me, I'll be downstairs with the Shop Vac. You can call, but I probably won't hear you, 'cause it's loud with the Shop Vac on.”

Monday at 12:42 pm - Link

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